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I wonder how telemarketers react to other telemarketers when they are at home... What do you call someone who is known for being heartless and cold to others? Dead It was a smart phone until I downloaded
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Try this for fun: Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying ""Sorry for the damage."" Watching them is priceless. CHOPSTICK IS LIFE CHOPSTICK IS LOVE The scariest sound is an unknown
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What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common? They both choke when it really matters. Interviewer: Your resume only has ""Mad"" under ""Skills"" Me: Yeah boyee Interviewer: *tears up* You're just
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You'll sleep when you're dead?...that's adorable. Well, I'll lose weight when I'm dead, so pass the doughnuts. Why didn't Jesus cross the road? Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross
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Joke Request: I would like someone to share an anatomy joke Come on, Humerus People always ask me, where do I come up with my status', do I make them up, or do I get them from the internet.. Truth is people.
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I work out by ordering a small drink at Burger King, then get up 100 times to refill it. The day I decided I wanted to do drugs Was the day I saw your crack Security frantically searching my pockets not
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George Michael walks into a bar... The barman says, ""George, you've got chocolate on your shirt!"". ""I know,"" replies George, ""It was a Careless Wispa."" I gave a melon a vasectomy. Now it can't elope
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Every year my wife buys me Christmas gifts I didn't ask for. Why would I need this many books about foreplay? s/o to the first person who saw a horse and was like ""YO i wanna sit on that thing and make
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Weight discrimination and fat-shaming are a real problem in our society. Do you know what the worst source of fat-shaming is? A mirror. My cat freaked out when I told him he was adopted. Granted, I spelled
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Why cant you email a photo to a Jedi? Because Attachments are forbidden. What's Pingu's favourite band? Slipnoot. I saw a synopsis and some abstracts shot down in a hail of bullet points. I guess it was
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For such a picky eater, I'm certainly not a picky weight gainer. Why can't you starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches there. My son would have been 16 today... It's too bad he died after being
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Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa! What's the difference between the bird flu and the the swine flu? For bird flu you need tweetment, for swine flu you need
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I like my coffee like I like my woman. Cold and bitter. If heaven is real the only question i have for god is how many times was my chinese food a cat *eats pizza out of box in bed *falls asleep *wakes
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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint. Two Irishmen are looking for a job. They come across a sign, that reads, ""Tree Fellers"". Pat and Murphy look at each other and exclaim, ""If only Seamus
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My gang hand signals look a lot like the finger in the hole motion, followed by the call me gesture. Police arrest two kids. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged
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Who invented cereals? Chris P. If you find me dead after tweeting & driving, please hit SEND to get that final thought out there What does an elderly Mexican have? Senority what does one do on the fine
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I'd rather hear my parents describe how they have sex than hear a group of drunk chicks when their favorite song comes on. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His
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What is a punny play? A play on words. yo mumma is so fat that when she sat on the ipod she made the ipad Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet? It's because they lactose! What's the last thing
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There are 4 states of matter... Solids, Liquids, Gases, and Black lives Someone told me to go to Hell I told them I'd say hi to their mother for them Why'd the toilet feel abused? Because it took a lot
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I'm a simple man. I just want to be rich and powerful enough to always get what I want. Nothing more. Guy hears his grand kids are coming for the first time. He gets all the parts and gear, spent six hours
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