I work out by ordering a small drink at Burger King, then get up 100 times to refill it.
The day I decided I wanted to do drugs Was the day I saw your crack
Security frantically searching my pockets not realizing I'm stealing the trench coat
I overheard a friend telling his pal ""I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."" ""What is she doing?"" the pal asks. ""Waiting for me to get home.""
Did you hear about the snarky prisoner who smarted off to the guard on the elevator? He was a condescending con, descending.
