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Steve @oldguy_steve · 17h Three men were sentenced to the guillotine: a priest, a lawyer, and a physicist. The priest was first. Asked if he had any last words, he calmly replied: “Only God can save me

नमस्कार मित्रों! हमारे मित्र भट्ट जी बहुत ही मेहनती और जागरूक व्यक्ति हैं। वे हमेशा देश और समाज की भलाई के लिए काम करते हैं। सरकार ने जब कहा कि लोगों को सरकारी नौकरी का मोह छोड़कर अपना कुटीर उद्योग शुरू

I have a bad habit of pulling the tops of muffins, eating that delectable part, and throwing the bottom (less good) part away; it seems logical to me. Anyway, I did exactly that a couple days ago and it

FeelGoodThoughts @feelgoodtale · 19h A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS

नमस्कार मित्रों! हमारे प्रिय मित्र भट्ट जी एक बहुत ही नेक, सज्जन और मानवतावादी व्यक्ति हैं। महिलाओं के प्रति इनके मन में अलग ही अनुराग रहता है। तभी तो एक पार्टी में एक हसीन महिला के पावों को देखकर उनके

I asked a woman to explain postpartum depression to me like I was 5 years old and then she tried to strangle me.

I was at the seaside today but it didn't look quite like the image above which was from one of my other beach walks some time ago; it wasn't all bad though and we still took a walk and enjoyed some sunshine.

People keep responding to my bad joke of the day posts telling me how bad the jokes are. Well folks, I can assure you that's exactly the point. I don't mind you stating the obvious though as it simply

It's a bit of a hectic Friday on this side of the screen. I didn't really have a bad time; it's just that a couple of things happened that complicated the day, plus we have a sleep schedule disorder at

Life is always better when you can laugh at the little things. This funny conversation reminds us that relationships often come with humorous misunderstandings, and a good sense of humor can make everyday

Bad joke of the day: Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? It has great food...but no atmosphere. Do ya get it? Have you got an awesome joke to tell? Go ahead in the comments below if you like.

I feel I've been letting you down team. How? Well, I've not been delivering enough fucken terrible jokes! So, to rectify that situation I decided to do two bad jokes today. That's right, you read it fucken

Greetings friends! ================== The title of this contest in the Freewrites community is something strange. Moreover, because it’s based on a topic that i

नमस्कार मित्रों! ================ हमारे सड़क वाले मंत्री साहब को एथानॉल से विशेष प्यार है। तभी तो उन्होंने कहाँ तो 10% का टारगेट था, उसे बढ़ाकर 20% और यहाँ तक कि

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A finely crafted dad joke can be a thing of beauty. But that's rare and mostly dad jokes are bad; really bad. This one is no exception. Bad joke of the day: Question: How many tickles does it take to make

I think over the time I've been doing this bad joke series of posts I've reached the point where I have set the standard so low that I can safely release this terrible dad joke gem. A bad dad joke about

I have to preface this post with a warning because this bad joke of the day is probably my worst bad joke of the day so far. Proceed at your own risk because what has been seen cannot be unseen. Bad joke

Since you're reading this post on a computer or a phone which is actually a computer, I thought I'd do a computer joke so you can read it on your computer. I think I said computer too many times in that