This is my entry for the 5-minute free writing call promoted by @mariannewest In the Freewriters community. Thank you in advance. He stole the cash register! Another quiet day. Lunchtime had already passed.

Cuidado com as sugestões que dás, podem correr mal para o teu lado. 😏 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version here on actifit.io 24/08/2026

Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Sharks Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me

... unfazed by the camera. They look like pros posing for a groupie! When things get a bit chaotic on duty, snapping a quick photo is definitely the best way to snap. #funny #pun #snap Posted via D.Buzz

Quem disse que os pinguins não podiam voar? Afinal podem. Só têm que pagar o bilhete. 🤣 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version here on

I don't know how long it has been since I last did this. I used to do it ever week

Hello,my friends! New story of Svinni the pig right now! Attention! We have pig impostors! Something terrible has happened! A cunning squid, or whatever he really is—squid, octopus, sea monster, or whatever

This post will be very brief, microblogging-style 📝. Just to record that I was here today. It was a rainy day, my health was a bit off, but I'm recovering, and I had a few things to do that filled my

𝗖𝗥𝗬𝗣𝗧𝗢 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗧 𝗜𝗦 𝗢𝗡 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗘… 😂 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝙼𝚈 𝚆𝙰𝙻𝙻𝙴𝚃 𝙱𝙴 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴… «📈 𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙺𝙴𝚃: 🚀 TO THE MOON! 💰 𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝙸𝙽𝚅𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚂: 🤑 PROFITS! 😭 𝙼𝙴: “WHERE IS MY PROFIT?!”»

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Zion Don’s Conquest Adventures Through Memes…

As some of you following this blog may have noticed, a couple months ago, @godfish and I kicked off a fun and quirky little passion project, which we called the Dead Pets Society. The? Is it just Dead

This is my discreet way of saying, I didn't make Java's strip for today. So instead you get this arti-joke. I thought of it probably a year ago and couldn't really fit it into any of my regular comics.

Este moço estava muito bem na sua vidinha quando um turista aterrou na sua cabeça. 🤣🤣🤣 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version here on

Welcome to Punday Monday! Hey! Glad to see so many new punsters! Everyone gets an HSBI this week! That’s @roswelborges, @nectarbytes, @tortangkahoy, @yechee, and @hatdogsensei! tl;dr Make a pun about the

Estou a derreter... Mas não há nada com que me preocupar, segundo os Trumpistas, Mileizinhos e Venturinhas, as alterações climáticas são uma mentira dos cientistas que estudaram a vida toda só para nos

Hello,my friends! New story of Svinni the pig and co. And then one day, Cthulhu surprised everyone again. And quite an unpleasant surprise, for he's that sneaky squid Cthulhu! What can you expect from

Ora aqui está uma pergunta pertinente. Como é que todas estas bebidas passaram o controlo de segurança? 🤣🤣🤣 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original

Last night, we went on a midnight snail hunt around our compound and actually caught some really good-sized ones! As a proud Nigerian wife always looking for a good side hustle, my brain immediately went

![1000008832.png]( Yesterday, I decided to have a productive day. “Today, no wasting time!” 😎 Five minutes later, I was watching cat videos. 🐱😂 Then I checked the weather. After that, I somehow ended