Finally some decent news in the world!

These stories, that i suspect are all fake, are becoming more prevalent

The latest I ever returned something to the library was a few months late. This guy has me beat!

Kind of a sign of the times I guess...

It's a new sort of "definitely not advertising" for the Maryland lotto

The real answer is "nobody." But some are less full of crap than others

Some light-hearted news to break up the doom and gloom

Handy apps and browser extensions for the ultra-sensitive internet consumer

Why are we all not throwing our money away on this nonsense!

2 time winner in the same day! No way!

I don't need TikTok terminology in my official briefings, thanks

Something goes viral that has nothing to do with politics and also isn't just stupid!

Because of where it was stashed the book was accidentally very well preserved too

You shouldn't be reading CB anyway, but if you do, you can easily ID the real slop

You can either think a bit or get a vision from spectral beings. Either way, everyone wins

JD Vance said what? Well, no, he didn't actually

Turns out this trash guy that almost everyone said was trash turned out to be trash... go figure!

so preoccupied with whether he could, he didn't stop to think if he should.

Playing Yu-Gi-Oh really makes some people sweat

There are many creative ways to lie without actually lying. CB has mastered this