George Michael walks into a bar... The barman says, ""George, you've got chocolate on your shirt!"". ""I know,"" replies George, ""It was a Careless Wispa.""
I gave a melon a vasectomy. Now it can't elope
So two penguins are sitting in a bathtub... And one says to the other, ""Can you pass the soap?"" and the other says, ""What do I look like, a typewriter?""
Two black men jumped off the building. Who reached the ground first? Noone cares.
Date: you've already made me laugh, you can do no wrong Me: challenge accepted.
