Joke Request: I would like someone to share an anatomy joke Come on, Humerus
People always ask me, where do I come up with my status', do I make them up, or do I get them from the internet.. Truth is people. I use Status Enhancing Drugs.
Best way to get picked up at a gym is fall off a machine.
Searched for a PI service in my area... Got a delicious apple in the correct geometric shape, but didn't really help me figure out who my wife was cheating on me with...
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a housefire