Weight discrimination and fat-shaming are a real problem in our society. Do you know what the worst source of fat-shaming is? A mirror.
My cat freaked out when I told him he was adopted. Granted, I spelled it out on the floor with a laser pointer.
Apparently the owners of Aldi and Lidl were really brothers. Presumably Aldi was the alder one and Lidl the Lidl one.
I went joggin but came back after five minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than five minutes.
Good credit is like Good Pussy, It sticks around until the money is gone.