What is a punny play? A play on words.
yo mumma is so fat that when she sat on the ipod she made the ipad
Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet? It's because they lactose!
What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head when it hits a windshield? Its ass.
You are just like Magic Johnson. But without the basketball skills or the height or actually being anything like him, you just have AIDS.