You'll sleep when you're dead?...that's adorable. Well, I'll lose weight when I'm dead, so pass the doughnuts.
Why didn't Jesus cross the road? Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross
They serve free coffee at my office It's one of the perks.
Just overheard a construction worker in NYC very angrily say ""there's no way to make brown rice taste good by itself.""
I feel a spree coming on. It's either shopping or killing, I haven't decided yet.