For such a picky eater, I'm certainly not a picky weight gainer.
Why can't you starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches there.
My son would have been 16 today... It's too bad he died after being caught in my wife's bed.
What do you call a large predatory bird with poor social skills? Hawkward
I like my girlfriends the same as I like my scotch... 14 years old and on coke
