I'd rather hear my parents describe how they have sex than hear a group of drunk chicks when their favorite song comes on.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
What type of lights were on Noah's Ark? You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.
What fabric is Mario's overalls? Denim denim denim.