Why cant you email a photo to a Jedi? Because Attachments are forbidden.
What's Pingu's favourite band? Slipnoot.
I saw a synopsis and some abstracts shot down in a hail of bullet points. I guess it was a summary execution.
BOSS: it's national replace H's with F's day ME: really? BOSS: yep, you're hired! ME: hahaha-wait BOSS: get out ME: what the huck?
Thor, upon his mighty steed, approaches his enemy, Thanos. Thanos asks ""Who might you be?"" ""I AM THORRRR!!!"" His horse perks up and says ""Well, then wear a thaddle thilly.""