Every year my wife buys me Christmas gifts I didn't ask for. Why would I need this many books about foreplay?
s/o to the first person who saw a horse and was like ""YO i wanna sit on that thing and make it take me places""
Hey girl, are you my math homework? Because I want to do you on the table
How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite? Namaste home tonight.
I like to think that hobos that talk to themselves are just recording a podcast.