My gang hand signals look a lot like the finger in the hole motion, followed by the call me gesture.
Police arrest two kids. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
What do you give to a man that had everything? Antibiotics
A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said ""Uno, dos"" *POOF* He disappeared without a tres.
A girl posted on FB: ""Sum 1 Cum 2 ma house nd sav me frm boredom"" A guy replied: ""sending an English teacher immediately""
