Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!
What's the difference between the bird flu and the the swine flu? For bird flu you need tweetment, for swine flu you need oinkment.
In a knife fight with street entertainers I always go straight for the juggler.
Say what you will about Chris Brown He produces hit after hit.
[at hairstylist] Make me look like I'm running really fast.