What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common? They both choke when it really matters.
Interviewer: Your resume only has ""Mad"" under ""Skills"" Me: Yeah boyee Interviewer: *tears up* You're just what we need. Welcome to Subway.
What kind of pastry do you need a thesaurus to eat? Synonym rolls
What is black and eats pussy? cervical cancer
small joke truth or dare dare order us pizza