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What do you call a peaceful Bruce Lee? Gent Lee (Gently) Have you ever walked into a room and forgot what you went in for? I done it the other day, I walked in and completely forgot why - my mind went
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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home. What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post? [Removed] ""One man's trash is another
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My girlfriend HATES it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend ( ._.) Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more? Because boys have one extra leg
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With as much as Adobe nags me to update, I feel like I should have its surname and be making it sandwiches all the time. Im pretty sure my dick is a masochist It loves being beaten every day Why can't
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Why does Hillary Clinton want to be president? She also wants to get a blow job in the oval office *brings donuts to work* Co-worker: I have a gluten allergy, so I have to watch what I eat. Me: Cool, then
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What is the difference between straight and bisexual? A 6 pack and a backrub Why do batteries feel lonely? Because they are never included in anything. Superheroes come from broken homes & inattentive
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I went to see the ballet, and.. ..all the dancers were standing on tiptoe. I said,""Why don't they just get taller dancers?"" You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back. Harry Potter's favorite
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Two vegans get in an argument They now have beef My girlfriend bet me a blow job that I couldn't go the whole day without making a period joke. I said, ""You're on."" Her: What's your favorite part about
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[Parent-Teacher Conference] Teacher: ..if another kid is mean to her, she calmly walks away Me: *flips table* WHICH KID IS MEAN TO HER?!?! What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?
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Ever meet those people that say your name in a really high pitched voice to be super annoying? I think I just stabbed one. Call my lawyer. ""The powder | ""The pow| ""The power | ""The power of Cheese
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I found my first grey pubic hair today. I can accept getting old, but it was in my Big Mac. Children in the backseat cause accidents. But accidents in the backseat cause children. Did you fall from heaven?
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Where does food go when Palpatine eats it? In Sidious! #NewSATQuestions Starbucks messed up Kate's order. Kate's white. How done is she? a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even Temperature
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Did you hear about that green and brown patterned toilet that exploded? It was a Camo-Khazi... FYI Khazi is British slang for a toilet, so now you know! A sandwich walks into a bar The bartender stares
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Wanna terrify a homeless dude? Dress as a grocery store clerk and pretend to scan all the stuff in his shopping cart What has two legs and bleeds? Half of your dog...I hit it with my car. I haven't talked
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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them. I could tell you a joke about TCP.... But I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it. Mr Monster: Oi hurry up with my supper.
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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message [Hot Wheels cars zooming through entire house] ""I SWEAR TO GOD KAREN IF YOU DISCONNECT
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What do you call a cheap wig? A small price toupee. Swedish Fish They aren't sweet, just sweet-ish. Do you know the 6 states of matter? 1. Solid 2. Liquid 3. Gas 4. Plasma. 5. BoseEinstein condensate 6.
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American Ninja Warrior is a bunch of people who took ""the floor is lava"" game way to seriously as kids. Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears? The cue tip. What is the longest
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Tried to prank my Tibetan Buddhist friend. I tried to prank my Buddhist friend from Tibet, I told him the Dalai Lama had died. He was skeptical and said ill bereave it when I see it. What should the Packers
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How come Noah didn't just slap those two mosquitoes? What kind of tea does a house drink? Propertea What do you say to a man with a broken lizard? Sorry about your reptile dysfunction. I am liking the
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