Two vegans get in an argument They now have beef
My girlfriend bet me a blow job that I couldn't go the whole day without making a period joke. I said, ""You're on.""
Her: What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom? Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.
Why is every boob job the same? Two round boobs. Switch it up ladies. Someone get two Belgian waffles or something.
What is comedian and former MTV show host Tom Green's favorite brand of pen? Uni-Ball