Wanna terrify a homeless dude? Dress as a grocery store clerk and pretend to scan all the stuff in his shopping cart
What has two legs and bleeds? Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.
I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Cuz there's no way that amount of shit can fit into a normal shoe
If Psy has a kid Does that mean he does it broken condom style? I'll just show myself out.