Why shouldn't you date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.
I could tell you a joke about TCP.... But I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it.
Mr Monster: Oi hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh do be quiet I've only got three pairs of hands.
How many donald trumps does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He holds it up and the world revolves around him
Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again.