What's the difference between a refugee and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post? [Removed]
""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" Apparently it wasn't the best way to try to convince my girlfriend to get an abortion.
What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating? A Feyonce
A neutrino walks into a bar... and no fucks were given.