Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
[Hot Wheels cars zooming through entire house] ""I SWEAR TO GOD KAREN IF YOU DISCONNECT ANY PART OF THIS TRACK I'M DIVORCING YOU""
My Doctor says I'm a serious alcoholic, but I think I'm more of a funny alcoholic.
Going to youtube with your VPN set to Germany on :/
Person 1: ""Have you seen that new movie about the tractor?"" Person 2: ""No, but the trailer looks good.""
