What do you call a peaceful Bruce Lee? Gent Lee (Gently)
Have you ever walked into a room and forgot what you went in for? I done it the other day, I walked in and completely forgot why - my mind went blank. 3 seconds later I shat myself.
I think police forgot which organized group of white dudes with shaved heads they are.
What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last great hit was the wall.
Why did they go from Windows 8 straight to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9!