What do you call a cheap wig? A small price toupee.
Swedish Fish They aren't sweet, just sweet-ish.
Do you know the 6 states of matter? 1. Solid 2. Liquid 3. Gas 4. Plasma. 5. BoseEinstein condensate 6. Black Lives
ME: [waking up from nap] HER: *looking angry* when i said i wanted to sleep with you this isn't what i meant
Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue? Fo' chisel.