With as much as Adobe nags me to update, I feel like I should have its surname and be making it sandwiches all the time.
Im pretty sure my dick is a masochist It loves being beaten every day
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't run home
What do you get the man who has everything? Antibiotics
The truth You'll never see a church with free wifi. I guess it's because they don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works