Did you hear about that green and brown patterned toilet that exploded? It was a Camo-Khazi... FYI Khazi is British slang for a toilet, so now you know!
A sandwich walks into a bar The bartender stares at it blankly and says, ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food.""
I was having sex with a woman when her husband came early. Premature ejaculation is killing our sex life.
If you don't sit down to a nice big plate of breakfast for dinner once in a while, you're missing out on one of the best things in life.
I have a tattoo of a gigantic bruise on my left ankle in case anyone ever asks me to go hiking. Or help them move.