I went to see the ballet, and.. ..all the dancers were standing on tiptoe. I said,""Why don't they just get taller dancers?""
You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
Harry Potter's favorite band Just read the new Harry Potter story on Pottermore and learned one interesting factoid. His favorite band is Wand Erection.
On a stakeout. Getting bored. Wish these perps would do something. Oh crap. Got my dong stuck in my cd player.
Hey guys ,wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Ugh never mind that , it's pointless.