Tried to prank my Tibetan Buddhist friend. I tried to prank my Buddhist friend from Tibet, I told him the Dalai Lama had died. He was skeptical and said ill bereave it when I see it.
What should the Packers call their cheerleaders? Green Baes
Iraq has just ordered two thousand septic tanks from Russia. As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive them they are going to invade Iran.
I'm the only stalker I know with OCD. After I break in to watch you sleep, I fold your laundry.
What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of ""Return Of The King""? A free-LOTR