I found my first grey pubic hair today. I can accept getting old, but it was in my Big Mac.
Children in the backseat cause accidents. But accidents in the backseat cause children.
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
How do you help a paraplegic kill themselves? Give them a push.
Why do people make fun of me because I've never grabbed a girl's boobs? I still don't get tit.
