What is the difference between straight and bisexual? A 6 pack and a backrub
Why do batteries feel lonely? Because they are never included in anything.
Superheroes come from broken homes & inattentive parents. Parents, stop hugging your kids. We need a Batman.
The truth about 9/11: it equals 0.81818182
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !
