[Parent-Teacher Conference] Teacher: ..if another kid is mean to her, she calmly walks away Me: *flips table* WHICH KID IS MEAN TO HER?!?!
What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances? Quackbooks!
[Donald Duck opens gift] Daisy: It's pants. Try them on! Donald: [stands] STOP TRYING TO CHANGE ME WOMAN
Why did the blind woman fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well.
What is black and white and red and brown and silver and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a harpoon through her head.
