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I skipped leg day at the gym, but don't worry I balanced it out by skipping arm day, chest day, ab day, and back day so I'm good to go. Toad was always my favorite Mario character He just seems like a
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Why can Severus Snape never become a gardener His lilies always die I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. Your mama so fat that NASA thought they found a new planet Dad stop it. Two peanuts
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Fortune teller said my boss would suffer a deadly accident. But, I already knew that. I needed to know if the police would figure it out. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
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Read aloud I have a soft spot for damsels in disdress. What dress? Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish* Computers make very fast very accurate mistakes. What do 9 out of 10 people consider fun? A gang rape.
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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. I never make mistakes... I thought I did once; but I was wrong. ME: hey baby HOT GIRL: ME: HOT GIRL: ME: HOT GIRL: ME: *looks closer* HOT GRILL: ME: oh
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So Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter are to separate after 13 years together. I wonder who will get custody of Johnny Depp. Whenever my car won't start I open the hood so I can have a good look at all
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When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike... Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. Why didn't the neuron cross the road ? It
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[last supper] drunk jesus: *swinging baguette wildly* You want a piece of me!? Q: Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward? A: Because two Eds are better than one. What does a gay horse
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My memory is warped and skips often You could call it phonographic What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code ! Science! A scientist is asked: ""So, how exactly
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We get it. If your candidate doesn't win in November, you're moving to the whitest English speaking country you can drive to. Sorry I dressed up like Captain Caveman when you asked me if I wanted to go
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Knock Knock Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you. What side of the road do they drive on in ireland? None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive. This is probably a controversial
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What's black, white, and red all over? A dying nun. Hugh Jackman I like to call Hugh Jackman, Huge Jackman because I imagine he has a big dick. When he masturbates, he would have a Huge Jack, Man. Did
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[sees kid crying] Kid: Im lost Me: that's ok. We're all lost. Happiness is an illusion. Life is meaningless. Death is around the corner. Bye I bought a box of animal crackers... I bought a box of animal
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Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a terrible car accident? He's all right now. [mouse plane] mouse pilot: hello folks, this is your captain squeaking- *mouse passengers squeal
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What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla! Q: Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35? A: Because 36 would be too many. Don't be sad if you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's
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Did you hear about the hermit in the storm cloud? I heard the advice he gives is enlightning! BAE: come over ME: we live together im sitting right here BAE: my parents arent home ME: what is wrong with
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How do you capture a polar bear? Cut a big fishing hole in the ice. Wait for the polar bear to bend over the hole to fish. Then run up behind the polar bear and **kick it in the icehole!** ""What if a
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I watched a horror movie about pogo sticks. Too many jump scares. How many teens does it take to change a light bulb 1, they stand there and wait for the world to revolve around them Why did the pig have
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Why is oral sex with your wife like being interviewed by the police? One slip of the tongue and your in the shit. Why did China write such a shit constitution? Because two Wongs can't make a right! What
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What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy ! What's Hitler's favorite juice? Apple juice, you racist bastards. What's the difference between you and a rooster? A rooster says ""cock-a-doodle-do"" You say:
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