Did you hear about the hermit in the storm cloud? I heard the advice he gives is enlightning!
BAE: come over ME: we live together im sitting right here BAE: my parents arent home ME: what is wrong with you
If you want to get your beer cold out in the wilds Look for the cool ants.
Every year there is a race from one side of Sweden to the other... They start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line.
Three eyes What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig What do you call a chimp with three eyes? A chiiimp What do you call a kid with three eyes? Chinese