Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
I never make mistakes... I thought I did once; but I was wrong.
ME: hey baby HOT GIRL: ME: HOT GIRL: ME: HOT GIRL: ME: *looks closer* HOT GRILL: ME: oh
What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires? What's a movie?
How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes? For me, it's about three fifths.