So Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter are to separate after 13 years together. I wonder who will get custody of Johnny Depp.
Whenever my car won't start I open the hood so I can have a good look at all the things I don't understand.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom ... because the ""p"" is silent
I'm too immature for adultery.
Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician? because he didn't C#