Read aloud I have a soft spot for damsels in disdress. What dress? Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*
Computers make very fast very accurate mistakes.
What do 9 out of 10 people consider fun? A gang rape.
What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive? Aarrrrrrr Kelly!
What bone will a dog never eat a trombone
