What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!
Q: Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35? A: Because 36 would be too many.
Don't be sad if you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day Most people don't have AIDS on World AIDS day either.
What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy Gang Rape testing the water to see if I get referred to the local authorities also, inspired by someone else with a rape joke