Fortune teller said my boss would suffer a deadly accident. But, I already knew that. I needed to know if the police would figure it out.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Every single morning I get hit by the same bike... It's a vicious cycle.
Whenever you're having a bad day, think of the guy who has to put the circus tent back in its bag.
my friend told me onions are the only food that make you cry.. so I smacked him in the face with a watermelon. <_<
