Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a terrible car accident? He's all right now.
[mouse plane] mouse pilot: hello folks, this is your captain squeaking- *mouse passengers squeal with delight*
Do you think the rattlesnake is ever embarrassed that he has a stupid baby toy at the end of his string body
Ever tried eating a clock? It's time consuming.
If sexual harassment is wrong, I don't want to be caught.