Why is oral sex with your wife like being interviewed by the police? One slip of the tongue and your in the shit.
Why did China write such a shit constitution? Because two Wongs can't make a right!
What is the KKK's favorite dessert? A Klandike bar.
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Hey McCloud! Get off of my ewe!