I skipped leg day at the gym, but don't worry I balanced it out by skipping arm day, chest day, ab day, and back day so I'm good to go.
Toad was always my favorite Mario character He just seems like a fungi.
Two polacks are driving in a car The driver: Stick your head out the window and see if my directional is working. Is it on?"" The passenger:"" Uh yep. nope. yep. nope. yep. nope""
If your religion is worth killing for, start with yourself.
My fake mustache fell off in Home Depot and now they won't let me touch any of the power tools.