What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !
What's Hitler's favorite juice? Apple juice, you racist bastards.
What's the difference between you and a rooster? A rooster says ""cock-a-doodle-do"" You say: ""any cock will do!""
MOM: putting him in sports was a bad idea DAD: yup ME (in right field wearing my cup on my face): hey coach look at me I'm Bane lol
A kiss makes my whole day Anal makes my hole weak