What's black, white, and red all over? A dying nun.
Hugh Jackman I like to call Hugh Jackman, Huge Jackman because I imagine he has a big dick. When he masturbates, he would have a Huge Jack, Man.
Did you hear about the war on diarrhea? It started out as a smear campaign, but ended up being a real shitshow.
It's kinda like i'm a shopaholic but with alcohol instead of clothes.
I like my women like I like my cars Fast, loud, used off craigslist.
