I watched a horror movie about pogo sticks. Too many jump scares.
How many teens does it take to change a light bulb 1, they stand there and wait for the world to revolve around them
Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.
Last year for Christmas I got a sweater, this year I am hoping for a screamer or a moaner.
What's long, hard and a bit shitty at the end? This joke.