My memory is warped and skips often You could call it phonographic
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !
Science! A scientist is asked: ""So, how exactly do you make a hormone?"" His response: ""Kick her in the cunt!""
Bechdel test Two women walk into a bar, one says ""you heard of the Bechdel test?"", the other: ""yeah my boyfriend told me about it the other day...""
I came up with a joke about my old cell phone Nevermind, it tends to get terrible reception