Knock Knock Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
What side of the road do they drive on in ireland? None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.
This is probably a controversial take but I think the sanitation worker responsible for garbage collection on Sesame Street should be fired.
WINDOWS 10 because SEVEN EIGHT NINE! That's all.
Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile? It was the only way he could send it.