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9y
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The Wifi and the deodorant of the person sitting next to me on this flight did not work :( You only live once, so don't forget to spend 15 hours every day on the internet, desperately searching for the
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Make day funny (8696h)
Rick Astley is willing to let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, with one exception. He's never gonna give you Up. Is Israel Real? if Palestinians eyes are real? Relationship advice: Find
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A midget fortune-teller who escapes prison Is a small medium at large. ""Sleep is for the dead"". Yeah cos you look so alive when you're yawning. #stupidsayings Divorced Barbie. Q: What comes with the
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Make day funny (2297w)
Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate? Because he was running on CP time. If I had a time machine, I'd go back & mess with myself. I'd delete and retweet frog my tweets monkey
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9y
Make day funny (7649j)
You guys hear about the gummi bear massacre? It was Haribo. What's Rihanna's favorite love song? ""I can't feel my face when i'm with you"" How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's
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Make day funny (5687y)
My neighbor's burglar alarm goes off so often that people just ignore it. On the upside, their new plasma TV looks great in my living room. [Wife finds me crying on kitchen floor] Me: I fell & spilled
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Make day funny (5346z)
Why did the proctologist have his cars towed to the auto repair shop? He rectum. The part of the Bible I relate to the most is when Jesus makes a scene at the farmers market What is the main reason people
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So I found out a new way to piss people off What do canes and blue pills have in common? They're both ready for use when a man is limp. How do you impregnate a nun? You fuck her. Why does Edward never
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Make day funny (6956e)
Never buying anything home-made on eBay again... I bought an 'Irony Detector' off of eBay, but it was broken. It detected everything *but* irony... If there's two things I hate, it's racist people and
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9y
Make day funny (8798d)
This bicyclist in front of me sure dresses like he could be pedaling faster. My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name. I said, ""Don't be silly,
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Make day funny (6448b)
While I was living in Japan a woman approached me on the train... She said to me, ""What's black and white and red all over?"" ""Wow,"" I said, ""You can speak English?"" ""Just a riddle,"" she said. Why
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Make day funny (5942y)
So what are you doing today?? ""So what are you doing today?"" - ""Nothing."" - ""What the heck, you were doing nothing the whole day yesterday!"" - ""That's right, and I'm not finished yet."" Animals
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Make day funny (5428m)
I was going to cover my bathroom floor with dead baby skin... My wife told be that would be infant tile. When I ask someone what their name is, why do I never actually listen to their answer? I will show
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Make day funny (6305r)
Did you hear about the convention last weekend for women with no legs? There was pussy crawling all over that place. What's Whitney Houstons's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE
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Make day funny (2444b)
I don't draw my eyebrows on because I can't commit to one facial expression. What if I see a puppy? What if my house burns down? What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk! What's the difference
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Make day funny (3956b)
This guy at my work is giving his wife a gym membership for Christmas. His name was John. Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man? The man was a corpse being buried forever. Q: Did you
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Make day funny (5129a)
What do you call the cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'Ell if I know. Why did the doorman get a raise? He was always out standing. What about a reality show where people who complain about homeless
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9y
Make day funny (3336q)
These days HD is so good, when you watch an NFL game you can see the murder evidence. What did the 2 rednecks say after breaking up? Let's just be cousins. Gun, while only being a letter away from gum,
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Make day funny (8370a)
What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren? British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek. Jesus may have walked on water but Steven Hawking runs.. ..on batteries. A friend and me
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Make day funny (4785z)
How did they get John McAfee out of Guatemala? McAfee Removal Tool ""I have no advice. I can't talk! I am a building."" -Prison advice I saw a man convulsing on the ground and jacking off... ...I thought
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