The Wifi and the deodorant of the person sitting next to me on this flight did not work :(
You only live once, so don't forget to spend 15 hours every day on the internet, desperately searching for the validation of strangers.
What if they make a movie about Leo's life and how he couldn't win an Oscar, and the dude who plays Leo wins an Oscar...AWKWARD!
My friend said his dog could retrieve a stick from 5 miles away. That just seems a little far fetched to me.
A magician was walking down the street ...and turned into a grocery store.
