Did you hear about the convention last weekend for women with no legs? There was pussy crawling all over that place.
What's Whitney Houstons's favourite type of co-ordination? HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE
Alright. It's Sunday. Another Breaking Bad. Or if you don't watch the show, an hour of confusing tweets.
I've realized that when my wife says ""what?"" its not because she didnt hear me, shes just giving me a chance to unsay something I just said.
It's like my mother always told me, ""If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all."" Then she said I looked fat.
